Oh it's exciting! Forget the economic crisis that is bringing down the entire world's financial centers; forget that Russia is increasing it's presence in America's backyard; forget the nuclear problems with Iran, North Korea; forget it all! This is breaking news!
Our concerns can be laid to rest as we finally know the mystery that has been troubling mankind since the 1960's: we know what outer space smells like.
That's right, scienctists revealed recently that outer space smells of FRIED STEAK. Apparently the little green men traveling the cosmos also have a taste for the good ol' homecookin' of the south. The discovery was made when astronauts noticed the smell of their suits after space walks. They also noticed smells of "hot metal" and "motorbike welding". Good thing our astronauts have a nose that knows these various smells, otherwise we'd still be losing sleep at night wondering what on earth the outer space could smell like. Well, rest well tonight America, we now know. Good thing we didn't get too distracted by any small events happening in the world right now to miss such a glorious discovery. Thank you NASA for continuing to change our headlines.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1820985.ece
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Wow... I will rest well now. Thanks for calming those fears for me; I was worried about space smell.
Seriously though, with so much time to fill (kill?) it's definitely hard to come up with quality news. And some of the "news" being presented is a little embarrassing. It's like David Westman from ABC News said on Frontline, "The standard has changed, and it has broadened, not lowered..." Guess what Mr. Westman, it HAS broadened, but it has broadened vertically, not horizontally.
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